virginsacrificer:

things that shouldnt end:

  • friendships
  • relationships
  • road trips
  • concerts
  • good hair days
  • hot showers
  • orgasms

(Source: virginsacrificer)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel